wanna be fashion designer and in a child-like fantasy until the end of time. call me Candy, i’d love to waste your time…Tumblr (3.0; @candylvv)http://candylvv.tumblr.com/“Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a “pure” woman? I’m genuinely listening. “Oh, it’s because sluts are gross.” Too vague. Do better. “Well, their vaginas are real stretched out and big.” No. “Ummmmm, they probably have a bunch of diseases?” Easy fix! Setting aside the fact that plenty of women contract STIs from monogamous partners or during “safe sex,” it sounds like your real problem here is with illness, not sex. So I assume you’d be fine dating a promiscuous woman who practiced safe sex and happened to be STI-free? “No, because I want a girl who’s traditional and family-oriented.” Having sex doesn’t mean you don’t want to have a family. It just means that you want to have sex. “Yeah, but a slut is more likely to cheat on me.” Really? Then why do couples in the Bible Belt have such a high divorce rate? “The devil, I guess?” NOPE. “I just can’t stand the thought of her getting fucked by all those other guys.” So you’re about to have sex with a woman you’re attracted to, you really want to have sex with her, but all you can think about is her getting pounded by tons and tons of dicks? That sounds like an entirely different issue. “No! I just mean that I struggle with the same powerlessness and insecurity that all human beings do, so as a coping mechanism I take advantage of our culture’s patriarchal power structure and exorcize my feelings of worthlessness by perpetuating shame-based proprietary attitudes over women’s bodies. Basically I’m obsessed with controlling women’s lives because I can’t control my own.” Oh, honey. I know.”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/female-purity-is-bullshit-493278191">Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit</a></p> <p>Hitting the bullshit nail right on its head. </p> <p>Feminists don’t hate men, we hate the bullshit power structure that exists that allows men to take advantage of women rather than dealing with their emotions. </p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teacheremmalee.tumblr.com/">teacheremmalee</a>)</p></em>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50888374939http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50888374939Mon, 20 May 2013 01:37:18 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thepensivebrony.tumblr.com/post/50615333100/you-shouldnt-be-depressed-people-have-it-worse">thepensivebrony</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“you shouldn’t be sad, people have it worse than you”</p> <p>finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever</p> </blockquote>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50838821575http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50838821575Sun, 19 May 2013 14:39:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eff999c17eb3e5b650a5dfd6b8bfe6e6/tumblr_mkwltt3bHw1s2ehmxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50837992280http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50837992280Sun, 19 May 2013 14:28:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/218c8ff9a61097a10aa8f8eff18644d4/tumblr_mmzvgwhmwi1ri2snco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50837811089http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50837811089Sun, 19 May 2013 14:26:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6556ce0b877329b35671a3afea7a54fa/tumblr_mmndfwVEzr1rdv16ko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/75e8aa3af1d8403d2ae6a9488f53a5ca/tumblr_mmndfwVEzr1rdv16ko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7829680b231db25a1b137e617048bf71/tumblr_mmndfwVEzr1rdv16ko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b551e0383b4ed0835fc481656502c8f6/tumblr_mmndfwVEzr1rdv16ko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7c29eb86231a93b6e54f5dea8d6b9d77/tumblr_mmndfwVEzr1rdv16ko5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/85833cb55efe4662bf85f9742e42ac83/tumblr_mmndfwVEzr1rdv16ko6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0dcca200713815ddd89ed055a331f587/tumblr_mmndfwVEzr1rdv16ko7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2695258104c064d450416893fc21be6/tumblr_mmndfwVEzr1rdv16ko8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50837357000http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50837357000Sun, 19 May 2013 14:20:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5169fec825e5b76b0fdbbd8c4d14307/tumblr_mn24p6UqNx1rdv16ko1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2e7fe5402ec8fa9451a95373f795e80/tumblr_mn24p6UqNx1rdv16ko2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0c8ac9ea42ff71b76a5be34df56e035e/tumblr_mn24p6UqNx1rdv16ko3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af8047ad8e6f646b070cf3523aa802e3/tumblr_mn24p6UqNx1rdv16ko4_250.png"/><br/> <br/>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50837227467http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50837227467Sun, 19 May 2013 14:18:54 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zackisontumblr.tumblr.com/post/49313752320">zackisontumblr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood</p> </blockquote>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50725528769http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50725528769Sat, 18 May 2013 09:11:30 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shadowfoxfire.tumblr.com/post/48454767576/kamerlort-do-you-ever-just-look-at-someone-and">shadowfoxfire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kamerlort.tumblr.com/post/46977280783/do-you-ever-just-look-at-someone-and-know-they">kamerlort</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ef791ce4780cfc658bebe229e64ca762/tumblr_inline_mlkg2egran1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><em>yes.</em></p> </blockquote>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50725253237http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50725253237Sat, 18 May 2013 09:05:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa9cee10309a5bf31a88dc9988328591/tumblr_mmxtagBUKY1qaeoito1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b986c948d0b7a4e450c9a4821da9293d/tumblr_mmxtagBUKY1qaeoito2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50725161564http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50725161564Sat, 18 May 2013 09:03:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66b225b37b0df1f77f007b8cd99483e1/tumblr_mmq43ibCmt1qkt1weo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50719419772http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50719419772Sat, 18 May 2013 06:29:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af08b442882d1a3c90402be8d28dd498/tumblr_mmz61uvWh81qzjggvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50719211101http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50719211101Sat, 18 May 2013 06:22:31 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unfollower.tumblr.com/post/50546604119/no-see-lesbians-are-not-more-accepted-than-gay-men">unfollower</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused</p> </blockquote>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50718770346http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50718770346Sat, 18 May 2013 06:07:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/853ef9aa8fac5a9cf05ae0691e5ae081/tumblr_mmwhcwAP6A1rqvriio1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/87a738ca1b56d41906553e0932d971d5/tumblr_mmwhcwAP6A1rqvriio2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eeec40500d7c84fbe8808a4e483146ad/tumblr_mmwhcwAP6A1rqvriio5_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9f3fe841effb1ac9c5968a2f975773c1/tumblr_mmwhcwAP6A1rqvriio4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71d8aca04336df10a60ee57e3c91221c/tumblr_mmwhcwAP6A1rqvriio6_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/31978de477045aa81482a23093786294/tumblr_mmwhcwAP6A1rqvriio3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/38d75f45d94edc55fe433e13815116c1/tumblr_mmwhcwAP6A1rqvriio8_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d3fb8db42c6c6e21eeac29647fd2364/tumblr_mmwhcwAP6A1rqvriio7_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/24b891e03b628f4076c5319df195aa2c/tumblr_mmwhcwAP6A1rqvriio9_250.png"/><br/> <br/>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50713796237http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50713796237Sat, 18 May 2013 03:24:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdvhovaoO81qf66n7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/37087852352/palmistry">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lightbones.tumblr.com/post/36264380530">Palmistry</a></p> </blockquote>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50711269576http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50711269576Sat, 18 May 2013 02:16:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/22d22736321d3cdad3c0e838475661cc/tumblr_mmwdsnGkkX1s4554io2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b986c948d0b7a4e450c9a4821da9293d/tumblr_mmwdsnGkkX1s4554io1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50704008037http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50704008037Sat, 18 May 2013 00:01:51 -0400jesus christ.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5fcd10667ff693ba683809bb237d051/tumblr_mmy7k6ceE11s1t4wio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ninaadrian.tumblr.com/post/50655060824/nathan-before-and-after-his-smile-never-change" class="tumblr_blog">ninaadrian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Nathan Before and After. <br/> His smile never change.</p></blockquote>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50681100874http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50681100874Fri, 17 May 2013 18:27:54 -0400Me: When I was your age we had to write fanfiction when we wanted to see our OTP's make out we didn't have any of this newfangled virtual reality simulator goggles in 5D nonsense we got cataracts and carpal tunnel for our ships and it built CHARACTER<br /> My grandkids: Shutup grandma you're drunkhttp://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50576597180http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50576597180Thu, 16 May 2013 10:02:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma1c8wTX3Q1qbkauho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50545456133http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50545456133Wed, 15 May 2013 22:01:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwn6einIBM1qhzqy1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50545404949http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50545404949Wed, 15 May 2013 22:00:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f44f7d4cdfa7d37938930623633e3ba3/tumblr_mfhz21CV8y1rfrqzfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50545159161http://candylvv.tumblr.com/post/50545159161Wed, 15 May 2013 21:57:43 -0400